Hey Hey Josef K!

I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games, I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent. [My agent] was like ‘no one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, thanks for the reassurance.’

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—	Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair [x] (via monkeyknifefight)

Favorite Fictional Characters - Lucifer

Got a 2110 on my March SAT…Well, looks like I’m gonna try to break 2200 on this next one. Fingers crossed.

benedictus-of-asgallifrey:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING.

Norse mythology FTW!

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cumberqueen:

vivacious-rain:

You know this is appropriate.

This is relevant to my interests.

Have you seen my brother anywhere? I’m supposed to take him home. He sort of looks like this:

lostwiginity:

Mum gets a bit emotional on first nights,” he says, “but Dad… he started to weep at the first night of After the Dance when he was telling me how proud he was. I didn’t know what to do. I just held onto him. I said, ‘You’re not crying out of relief that I got through it, are you?’ And he said, ‘No, you stupid boy. I’m crying because you were so wonderful.’

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—	Benedict Cumberbatch (via whatismypassword) Oh fuck. Fuck my life. My heart hurts now. (via closepersonalfriendswithben)

mind-cave:

talldarkbishoujo:

crankycritic:

youngbertreynolds:

ishiila:

fuzzyraccoon:

dryvodkamartini:

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE AGENT COULSON.

EVERYONE REBLOG.

FOREVER.

THE WHOLE WEBSITE BETTER FUCKING REBLOG

Tears.

“They’re vintage”

Oh Coulson we love you

I don’t have feels

I have Phils

I don’t have Phils

I have Pheels.

(x)

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

trenchcoatlove:

#watson is so far back in the closet not only did he find narnia he found dean winchester

OMFG, THAT TAG SNAPPED BACK INTO THE GAY OF ANOTHER FANDOM BLESS YOU

What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.

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—	The Fault in Our Stars (via sixtyfirstpupil)